{"product_id":"vintage-newport-shirt","title":"80's ULTRA PAPER THIN SEMI SHEER NEWPORT SHIRT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINFO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elow place like home vintage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewhat the actual fuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethis is the most paper thin tee you will ever see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003egives new meaning to the term altogether.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eas light as air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003egrungy or chic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewell actually, both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eperfect for wear inside out or right side in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eused to fuck with newports heavy before my prefrontal cortex developed and I stopped being a stupid fucking kid. realized how gnarly they truly were.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ebig enough to layer over another shirt or wear loosely to show off what's underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewear this to your parole hearing to show the court how jacked\/snatched you truly are, earning both forgiveness in the eyes of the legal system and lust in the eyes of the judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsanely paper-thin composition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFluorescent green Newport classic logo at front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTasteful distressing throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoosely draped fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSemi sheer textile effect developed through 30-40+ years of agine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWIDTH (PIT-TO-PIT):\u003c\/span\u003e 22 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eLENGTH:\u003c\/span\u003e 29 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fits an Oversized Medium - True XL\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vintage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45823056019704,"sku":null,"price":160.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/4183\/9096\/files\/14A7B34D-7B2F-44DB-B600-FB51E0A5D6D8.jpg?v=1728667145","url":"https:\/\/lowplacelikehome.com\/products\/vintage-newport-shirt","provider":"Low Place Like Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}